Ha! I haven't seen that one before, I love it.

I don't think I could survive in the Bible Belt, I'd probably be thrown in jail for murder. In high school I went on an immersion trip to the Appalachians in Kentucky, and we were forced to go to a church service there, with the full on fire-and-brimstone and gay hate preaching. I was shaking with rage the whole time, as were many of my classmates.