Ha! I've had clients try to "persuade" my godless self before but after the time I gave them a lecture on the sociopolitical factors, from ancient Rome to the advent of Protestantism, involved in the evolution of the Bible they never tried again. Yeah, I'm a bit of a history of religion buff and the bible bashers don't like it when you know more than they do, especially about stuff that casts doubt on the veracity of their "one true word."