Dialect/slang meme

Taken from cobaltblue

Age: 29

Where you grew up: San Jose, CA

What do you call...
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks:
2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called:
3. A metal container to carry a meal in:
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in:
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people:
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof:
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening:
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages:
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup:
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself:
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach:
12. Shoes worn for sports:
13. Putting a room in order:
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark:
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball:
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down:
17. How do you eat your pizza:
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff:
19. What's the evening meal?:
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are:
21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places:
22. The piece of furniture with drawers that you put clothes in:

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Dialect/slang meme

Taken from cobaltblue

Age: 29

Where you grew up: San Jose, CA

What do you call...
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks:
2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called:
3. A metal container to carry a meal in:
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in:
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people:
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof:
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening:
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages:
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup:
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself:
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach:
12. Shoes worn for sports:
13. Putting a room in order:
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark:
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball:
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down:
17. How do you eat your pizza:
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff:
19. What's the evening meal?:
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are:
21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places:
22. The piece of furniture with drawers that you put clothes in:

( Take the quiz first, then look at my answers )